Talk of the day

Kylie: We're both Republican correct?

Jess: Yes

Kylie: Good I feel better about our friendship.

Kylie: It's not like we ever talk about politics.

Jess: "I hate Obama" "Me too" "That was a great talk!"

So does this mean you want your blanket back?

Oh, I'm so irritated! First the Jazz lose and then I find this!?!?! lovely. Not like I cared about him but still ... talk about a depressing night! Oh, but what did he tell me? "I'll change your mind" about not trusting guys ... talk about a player! At least at the end of everything I'll have an education .... and a better job (if you know what I mean) HAHA!

Devil Minion Birds

Kylie: Hello?

Amanda: Hey, are you close?

Kylie: No, I haven't left yet. Why?

Amanda: Cause there's a goose in the road.

Kylie: That's why you called?

Amanda: Yeah, I wanted you to hit it.

A Simple Conversation

Kylie: Are we going to Bear Lake for conference?

Mom: You could, we leave next Sunday.

Kylie: :p

Mom: Get Amanda and the kids to go.

Kylie: Yikes.

Mom: (laughs) or go with Grandma and Grandpa

Kylie: I'll just throw a massive General Conference house party.

Mom: Ok, just clean up.

Kylie: You wish! I'm gonna leave all the red dixie cups from our apple beer layin' on the carpet.

Story of my life

Today I found out my 9 year old cousins will be taller than me very soon. Never mind the fact that all my cousins of at least 12 years are taller than me. I'm almost 19.

Story of my life.

Today I remembered how much being a freshman in college sucks worse than it did in high school.

Story of my life.

This past week I was again faced with the realization that I have an addiction to The Scene Aesthetic.

Story of my life.

Today I realized that if there was someone I didn't want to see at the mall a while ago, I would have more pennies in my pocket.

Story of my life.

This past week I remembered how I don't miss Murray. Just my family.

Story of my life.

Today I seriously believed my mother when she told me beef was chicken and chicken beef.

Story of my life.

Today I wore flip flops. It was snowing outside.

Story of my life.

Tomorrow is a race day.

Story of my life.