Juan Pablo Goes to Hell

Sorry this is a little later than normal. School is taking over my life.
I think this week I'll just throw some bullet points up and make it snappy. I don't really have too much to say this week… I lose more and more interest each week.

- This week they were in Vietnam. We got the usual "I can't believe it," "dream come true," "falling in love," you know, the typical Bachelor word vomit.

- Renee gets the first one on one date. She's so excited because she hasn't kissed him yet. He's kissed basically all of the girls except Renee… that should tell her something.

- Juan Pablo puts her in the Vietnam equivalent of a stroller. Good thing he's a dad and is familiar with the baby buggy territory.

- They go to a tailor and she gets fitted for a dress. Little did she know that getting felt up by that tailor was the most action she'd be getting all night.

- They go shopping for their kids. Because if you didn't know, both Renee and Juan Pablo are single parents! Gosh, why don't they tell us this stuff!?! It's like we barely can figure it out. Cameeeela gets a dress that she'll probably never wear and Renee's son gets a hat. Because what 9 year old kid wouldn't want to strut around wearing a hat like that, damaging his reputation for the rest of his grade school years.

- yada yada yada. She wants a kiss. Juan Pabs says there's no way that will be happening tonight because he "doesn't want to disrespect her son" which translates into "I don't want to kiss Renee"

- She gets a rose. Are we really surprised? I don't think we will see anyone sent home on a one on one date this season. He doesn't have the guts to tell people he's not into them. So he just keeps them around and doesn't kiss them. Anyone else notice that we have yet to have a 2 on 1 date. I honestly have to wonder if they will even do one. Juan probably can't handle it.

- The group date card comes. Sharleen, Chelsie, Kat, Cassandra, Clare, Danielle, Kelly, and Alli.

- They head off to some boats and have to pair up. Clare gets to go with Juan Pablo because she has no friends in the house and no one would be caught dead pairing up with her.

- If the girls didn't hate her enough, her and Juan Pabs start mackin' down "in the bushes" where they know no one will see them. Except for the 7 other girls on the date.

-They had dinner after "inviting themselves in" to a family's home. Because you know, it was totally spontaneous and not planned at all. Just like everything else on this show.

- After dinner the real drama starts.

- At the group date cocktail party Juan Pablo grabs Clare and they head off back to his suite to go for a swim. Of course none of the other girls even notice that when she comes back her hair is wet and pulled back.

- Sharleen tells us she's unsure of her feelings for Juan Pablo. For the 100th time in a row. She doesn't get it. Maybe someone should tell her that it's obviously not going to work between them especially since SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIM!!! Maybe if someone sings it opera style to her she'll get it. She should eliminate herself and go home already. Don't get me wrong, I like the chick but she's normal and realizes that "falling in love" and getting engaged after 6 full weeks together is kind of ridiculous. She'd be better off if she left.

- The group date rose went to Clare. Hmm… wonder why.

- After the group date Clare says there's something she's always wanted to do… swim in a warm ocean. And isn't 4 am just the PERFECT time for that? So she sneaks off to go see Juan Pablo with I'm sure no encouragement at all from the producers. Cough, cough.

- He agrees and they go do well…  it was kind of vague and turned into a big to do so I guess it's left up to us viewers to decide. Did they do the deed? If I recall didn't Courntey and Ben do this same thing in his season? Except they went into the water with no clothes on to begin with.

- Clare said it was the best night of her life. And then I believe she compared herself to a baby giraffe? Really? Was that the best she could come up with? I guess when it's 6 am and you haven't slept in 24 hrs. and you're loaded up on the boos, we can't really expect much more.

- Nikki gets her one on one date next. She's just super confident because "I always get the rose on the group date!" Her date card reads, "Let's have a hell of a good time."

- They go repelling and there's about a million more of the typical Bachelor cliches about how this is just like falling in love with him, and it's so scary, and it's life or death, and it's all about trust. Okay how many seasons of the Bachelor/Bachelorette is this? 26. No one has died! But she's putting all her trust in Juan Pablo…. not the ropes, or repelling equipment, or the professionals that are standing a mere 7 inches away. Because if she falls it will definitely rest on Juan Pablo. Oh, just get a grip and go to hell Nikki. (meaning the cave of course)

-Nikki gets a rose.

-The cocktail party…. the main part was Juan Pablo and Clare hashing and re-hashing the midnight mingle in the "warm ocean". Juan tells her it was a mistake and Clare cries her eyes out, I mean allergies her eyes out for the rest of the night.

- Remembering back to the first night… Clare showed up with a fake baby bump, no?

Well now she's going to be showing up to the After the Final Rose with a real one! 

That will be a first… a Bachelor baby!!! It's bound to happen at some point, yeah? 

- In the end Juan Pabs sent Kelly, Danielle, and Alli home. 

- I'm sure this cocktail party isn't the last time we hear about Clare's 4 am rendezvous with him. The promos for next week clearly show that she has a one on one and they're talking about it. 

Keepin' it short(er) and sweet this week. Thank heavens "Juan-uary" is over… Now we're into "Febru-Arie" I personally think he should still be the bachelor because quite frankly, Arie is just down right hilarious. 

Some Friday Confessions

I'm telling you… Juan Pablo is commandeering this here blog. So let's mix it up and throw some confessions out there!

I confess….

- my life consists of 2 things lately and 2 things only. Hockey and homework.

- my hair is the longest it's ever been. I stopped blow drying it and it's amazing the difference it's made!

- I already have the Olympic hockey schedule written down and planned out. I'll have to get up at 5:30 AM if I intend to watch them live.

- I'm torn if I want to root for Canada or the US. I should probably root for the US and be a good citizen.

- I have been binge watching 7th Heaven. I would be binge watching Friends but I don't have the complete series of that… yet.


- I so wanted to see The Wolf of Wall Street. I was ready to go.. then I found out that there was about 500 f-bombs dropped and that sealed the deal. Didn't see it. I think I'll head to Frozen again.

- I hate Valentine's day but someone challenged me to totally embrace it this year, so I'm trying. There will be a separate blog post about this one.

- The guy that stands on the corner begging came into 7-11 while I was in there. He bought a pack of cigarettes with, I kid you not, pennies, nickels, and dimes. It's sad that when people give money to those standing on the corners it only goes to fueling their addictions.

- I'm on the fence about every single guy that likes me. I don't not like them, but I don't like like them either. Can I please just find a guy that likes me that I'm head over heels for? Please.

- I'm totally planning on watching the Super Bowl this Sunday even though I haven't watched a single NFL game this whole season. But I mean… funny commercials, good food, and Bruno Mars. That's enough for me.

- I have the most epic spring break trip planned! I'm so excited about it. I'll have to tell you guys about it when it gets closer.

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend!

The Bachelor: Poor Unfortunate Seouls

Let's start with some quick words about Sean and Catherine's wedding. You bet your bottom dollar I watched it and to be honest I watched it expecting to cry. They are the one and only couple that I can truly say I absolutely love everything about. They are so goofy together and I abso-freaking-lutely adore it. I want a love like that.

They are the first "Bachelor" couple to ever be married. The other two came from "The Bachelorette" and then there's Jason and Molly. You can say they're a Bachelor success but I will fight you till the cows come home that these two are not an "official" Bachelor/Bachelorette couple. He freaking picked Melissa. Not Molly. Melissa.  Jason just lucked out with the fact that after Melissa realized she was too good for that sort of thing, Molly was okay with being sloppy seconds.

Sean and Catherine…. The whole thing was a little bit boring but I watched it and I thought it was fun to see the prep. I thought the actual ceremony turned out GORGEOUS but then again how could it not when you have the top people working on it and you don't have to drop a dime. I was bummed we didn't get to see the wedding cake though. But I'm very happy they're married and I loved Catherine's vows. I didn't cry through the whole thing…. and then at the end when they are walking out and Sean is crying… yup, I lost it.

I also can't figure out how in the world ABC let them pick that day and time knowing that it would air opposite of the Grammy's. But hey…. we have DVR so all is well in the world.

On to JUAN PABS

They didn't announce that they were going to start traveling at the rose ceremony like they normally do. It was probably because Chris Harrison needed to show America he still has his job. So he shows up at the beginning and tells them they're going to Korea. Now, if any of you know me and if I were on the show, the second I heard that we were going to Korea I would've packed up my bags and walked out the door. No way in hell you will find me in Korea. Ever. They have one hour to pack and of course all the girls are screaming… because they had no idea they would be traveling. And then they're all "my future husband is waiting for me around the world!" Riiiiiiight.

They get to Korea and the first group date card reads "Pop" I'm pretty sure nobody knows what K-pop is and I'm pretty sure the fact that they are all talking about it like they've always known just goes to show how staged and forced this "reality" show is.

Nikki made it very clear from the very beginning of this date that she was just so happy to be on the date and that she just could not wait to spend time with Juan Pabs and deepen her friendship with all of the girls. This is a reoccurring theme for Nikki throughout the whole day.

The girls and Juan Pabs are just so stoked because they're going to be dancing with 21!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GOSH. I can't believe it!!!!! 21!!!!!!! As in like Forever 21??? Because heck yeah, I could dance through that store all day. But wait, they mean 21. You know? 21. Yeah, me either. But don't you fret because Elise, Nikki, Cassandra, Danielle, Chelsie, and Kat just happen to be huge fans! They are SO lucky that worked out.

They start practicing and take turns showing off their dance moves. Juan Pablo… I don't even know what to say. He. Can't. Dance. He looked like an uncoordinated teenage boy trying out for America's Next Top Model. Just shield our eyes. Please! Kat can actually dance. Like she's really good. Then Nikki… that was just hilarious. Those dancing skills just landed her the job of the Chick-fil-a cow on the corner! I'm pretty sure if she would've just shut up about not liking to dance and played along, no one would've even realized how bad she was. I can't recall Cassandra, or Chelsie, or Elise's dance moves. Can you?

Something tells me Nikki's true colors are coming out.
"My outside face looks like this…. my inside face looks like this"
"This is my worst nightmare"
"I hope we're performing for the South Korean school of the blind"
She's starting to remind me a lot of Courtney from Ben's season….. Winning!

The after party was basically more drama revolving around, yup, you guessed it, Nikki. She doesn't like the fact that she has to share his attention. We've never heard that uttered in the past 26 seasons of this show. Kat is talking to Juan Pablo and the whole "what's your biggest fear" topic comes up yet again… this is the THIRD time this has happened and I'm sure this has happened before on other seasons but was there really nothing else that ABC could show us? They had to show this exact conversation three weeks in a row? I think the crew is losing brain cells just by being around Juan Pablo. Show us something else. Kat comes back and did anyone else see Nikki blatantly look at her watch as she walked in? I can't even blame bad editing on this Nikki drama because every single girl on that date said something about how bratty Nikki was being.

Nikki goes and has her Juan on Juan time. It's all about how this is so hard for her and how she's just in a really tough spot and boo hoo hoo. Somebody call the waaaaaaambulance. Juan Pablo then asks her how she feels about Cameeeeeeela…. Her response? "I'm a great diaper changer." Umm honey, Cameeeeela is 4! I pray to the diaper genie gods that she is potty trained by now!

Back at the house Sharleen gets the one on one date card, which only means one thing. My digerno pizza that was cookin' in the oven was gonna have to wait. Unless of course I wanted to taste it twice while watching Sharleen and Juan Pablo make out. Vomit.

Nikki "I really want the rose. Not because I was the best dancer, but because I was me."
The girls' response to Nikki getting the rose, "It wasn't fun" "It sucked" "Yuck."
(That's 2 group date roses in a row for Nikki, in case you were wondering)


Sharleen's date. I don't have a whole lot to say. I really think she will end up eliminating herself at some point because you can clearly see she just isn't into this whole Bachelor thing and she isn't into Juan Pablo. Apparently ABC has yet to brain wash her into fully thinking this. I kind of enjoy watching her because you can just tell she thinks this whole thing is ridiculous. The girls talk about her back at the house and say how Sharleen thinks her conversations with Juan Pablo are dull and boring. See, she's obviously not digging him.

During dinner they have some riveting conversation. Let's just say Master's Degree vs degree in …. uh soccer? Whaaaaaaatttta match! I do like that she calls him on his crap and that she just flat out calls him a smart ass and a brat. She's so kind and caring though and proceeds to define what bland is to Juan Pablo. Later the kids conversation comes up and she claims that she's never thought about it but really that's just code for "I don't want kids and I'm only here to watch Nikki and Clare duke it out." Juan Pablo says that they have lots in common and gives her the rose. A) I'm shocked he gave her the rose after the kids conversation and B) I'm shocked she Ah-septed it. I'm quite curious as to how long this little shenanigan is going to go on for.

The second group date card comes "Let's get Krazy in Korea!"

They're off but Clare can't read Korean so she has no idea what they're doing.
Na na na na na na…. There. I just summed up the group date for you.
Karaoke. Because hey, if karaoke isn't bad enough in english, it's bound to improve in Korean.

After karaoke they head to some swan boats. So I have to ask you guys… what's better? Swan boats? or the tug boat from Des' season? Yeah, I would've chosen to drown too.

They went and got fish pedicures and if we're being honest this looks SO weird but I would never turn down the option to try it. Too bad it's illegal in the U.S. But it still won't get me to go to Korea. No way, no how.

One of the girls says that "Clare is a little territorial" Well hello!!!! Were you not at the last rose ceremony? or were you too smashed to remember her little hide and go seek in the bathroom act? Regardless, she is always by his side and the fact that she got up and went to sit by him during the pedicures and said "It's warmer over here" Yeah, not obvious at all.

Clare and Nikki really bugged me this episode. Can we just get rid of them both? If they are the final 2, I swear I will slit my wrists. But let's see… Vienna won…. Courtney won…. is this a sign?

Juan Pablo says this date was fun and a little cray sea. The after party was just all sorts of sorority house ridiculous. I could go into detail but basically here's what happened… everyone wanted to kiss him but he wasn't going to kiss anybody because he has a daughter. But that didn't stop him from sucking face before so why now?

Andi did call him out on being a bad dancer though! His response? "ex hues me?" Best. Ever.

Then Clare has her one on one time. Earlier in the day she decided she needed even more attention and made a big deal about eating some octopus. She tells Juan Pablo that she threw up in her mouth but then swallowed it back down. She was trying to hide it. So naturally, the best way to hide it would be to tell everyone. Then whataya know. He starts mackin down with Clare. The secrets out. If you want Juan Pablo to kiss you, tell him you threw up earlier. Seals. The. Deal.

After all that, Clare didn't even get the rose and I'm pretty sure you could see the steam coming out of her ears when he gave that rose to Andi.

When all was said and done this episode it was Elise and Lauren that got sent home. Elise was okay with it though because her mom "didn't want her around ugly people" anyways. Those tears were tears of excitement to be going home. Really.

The promos for next week look kind of interesting. The way ABC played it off makes it look like Clare spends the night with Juan Pabs. Hmm maybe we'll end up with a Bachelor Baby this season! That would be a first.

Too bad we know that it will be nothing and that it's all just editing and hype. At least I'm hoping we all can realize that by now.

I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed the ending credits. It was actually really funny to watch him and I'll be honest, that was the first time I have even thought he was remotely attractive. That's probably because he was goofing off in an attractive way and I haven't really been paying attention to his looks much… just the drama. I looked all over for the video but came up empty handed. If I ever find it I'll post it.

The Bachelor is Taking Over!!

I've been insanely busy with school this semester and the only blogging I've been getting done revolves around a freaking red rose. That's just not okay. Not. Okay. It's my new goal to not let this stupid ABC franchise take over this said blog. So with that said I thought a link up would be a fun way to jump back in. 

This weeks questions are all about beauty products and let's face it… I'm a girly girl and have way too many so this will be easy! 

1. How old were you when you started wearing makeup? 

I honestly don't have an exact age. I know that I started wearing foundation in Jr. High because I've always had problems with acne and if Jr. High isn't rough enough without acne… add that into the equation and your self esteem ends up in the mop bucket in the janitor's closet. 

However, I don't think I knew what mascara was until high school. 

2. What are your top 3 beauty products? 

- Too Faced Sun Bunny bronzer

- Hot Tools curling wand

-Revlon PhotoReady Concealer

3. What is one product you don't leave home without? 

Mascara… it's amazing the difference it makes! 

4. What is your daily beauty routine? 

- wash my face 

- primer/concealer

- foundation

- bronzer

- eye shadow

- mascara 

5. Favorite beauty product you've discovered in the last year? 

Okay, I don't know if ya'll count deodorant as a "beauty product" but the 

Secret Stress Response Deodorant

smells ahhhh-mazing!!! 

Like, I could eat it it smells so good! 

It is the best smelling deodorant I have ever had!

Okay… now I'm going to go watch Sean & Catherine get married. And probably cry my eyes out because I love them to pieces. 

Bach-Aye-Lore Week 3: She's a Leeeetle Nervous

This is week 3? I can't even keep track. It feels like week 13 to me. Has anyone else noticed that Chris Harrison hasn't been around as much. Can't say I miss it that much. I mean after 26 seasons we know the drill… date cards, pack your bags, roses, some won't get dates, final rose tonight, take a moment say your goodbyes.

Cassandra, one of the single moms, gets the first Juan on Juan date. Juan told her he wouldn't keep her around if he wasn't feeling it so are we really surprised after her little break down last week that she got the one on one?  She's just so excited because her last first date was 3 years ago.

Juan Pablo picks her up in a Jeep and they head out on their adventure. They head to the beach and drive straight into the water. Juan obviously spent a good 7 days learning how to drive this thing before their actual date. I personally think they should've just explained it and let him go. It would've made for more exciting television. As they head towards a yacht another boat comes over. "How fast does it go?" Since Juan is very manly and knows all about cars, motors, sports dancing, cooking, and roses his response is "really fast!" Thank you Juan for clearing that up. He then follows up by telling his fellow Gilligan Islanders that "It's a water car." I guess he's never heard the saying if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck. Cassandra is just having so much fun because her last first date was 3 years ago. Before this date she wasn't really sure, but since spending these five additional minutes with Juan Pablo, she's definitely in love now. As they're on the boat we hear Cassandra's voice over, "I think I'm going to just trust him and jump in with him" Cue them jumping off the yacht. Oh ABC, you're so clever. Trusting him was a really big step for her because it's been 3 years since she's met a man like this and been on a date, just in case you didn't catch that the first 3 times she said that.

After that they head back to Juan Pablo's place. Cassandra is really excited because she's never had a guy cook her dinner before and she hasn't been on a date since she was 18. Which brings me to this next little fact. Cassandra is 21…. twenty. one. Juan Pablo is 31. That's ten years. Obviously. She might be the youngest girl that's been on The Bachelor. I'm not against age gaps but ten years seems like a lot when you're only 21. Back to them cooking dinner. Juan Pablo can tell that she is ah leeetle nervous so he figures that awkwardly dancing in the kitchen with no music will be just the remedy.

She really liked that because she hasn't been on a date in 3 years. She starts to show Juan Pablo pictures of her son but he counters with showing her Cameeeela. He doesn't really care about her son. Juan Pablo says "Cassandra… I look at her and I'm like daaaaaaaaiiuuum Cassandra is beautiful." But you know she's a single mom and he doesn't really dig that because who can't make a relationship work with their baby daddy? Yada yada yada… Cassandra, will you ah-sept this rose? Sure I will because the last time I went on a date was 3 years ago, so why not?

The group date card said "Let's kick it" Hmm that's a tough one. Wonder what they'll be doing. They show Juan Pablo walking out of the tunnel like he's David freaking Beckham. Umm, no. " I have Cameeeela, but this is my other half." If that was the case and you were so pro, why aren't you playing anymore?

The girls pull up to the stadium. "As soon as I saw the stadium, I knew we were playing soccer." Really? What gave that away? Could it have been the fact that ABC is milking this "pro soccer player" for more than it will ever be worth, or was it the card that said "Let's kick it," or was it the fact that the producers told you to wear sports bras and tennis shoes? Alli says that she's played soccer for her whole life so isn't this just the prime opportunity for her to make herself look like a fool? The girls come out from the tunnel… so dramatic. I'm pretty sure ABC told them, "come out looking as tough and pissed off as you possibly can." So basically, just be normal.

The game was labeled "intense" many times. Because you know 10 girls running around like a herd of pigeons fighting over that bread crumb can get pretty intense. It was basically a life or death kind of game. "The blue team es loosing badly so I'ma gonna hilp them." I believe even with the help of the "pro" the blue team still lost.

Nikki gets the first Juan on Juan time and it appears to go fairly well. Don't really have much to say about it. Andi on the other hand… takes Juan Pablo and immediately dodges for the snack shack. Because nothing says romantic like making out in a gross concession stand that smells like left over hot dogs and sweaty workers. Next time we'll have to call in Mr. Fletcher to take away her snack shack time. Jimmy Fallon anybody? Camp Winnipesaukee?

Sharleen gets the next one on one time. They head down to the middle of the field. Sharleen is unlike any other girl they've had on this show before for oh so many reasons. I don't even remember how their conversation went because it was basically covered up by the sound of all of America vomiting over her kissing skills. Horrendous doesn't even begin to describe it. Kissing her looked like the equivalent of a pre-teen practicing their kissing skills on the mirror. And she wouldn't stop!!!! He stops and tries to make conversation and she just… oh my gosh. I can't even go on. My puke bucket is full. And she doesn't even like him!!!

Nikki got the rose… which I kind of find ironic since he didn't kiss her but did kiss Andi and Sharleen.

Chelsie, our "Science Educator" got the second one on one date.

Juan Pablo goes to pick up Chelsie for their date. In case you hadn't caught it by now, Elise isn't jealous at all. "When Juan Pablo walked in he didn't even look at Chelsie, he looked at me."

Juan Pablo says that the date is going to be something seeemeeeee scary. They get in the car to drive and Juan Pablo says, "I can tell she's nervous so I'm going to make her a leeeeetle more comfortable." Cue awkward dancing…. just like he did with Cassandra… deja vu! Watch out girls… If you're feeling a leeetle nervous you should be reeeeally nervous because the dancing will start.

Back at the mansion Elise can't let it go. "She's a baby, she's 24." Umm do they not realize that Cassandra is 21? "I don't look at her as a woman… she's a little girl. So I'm not worried or concerned." Which is exactly why you've spent the past day and a half freaking out over it. Got it. You're not worried.

Chelsie and Juan Pablo stop in at a restaurant. Chelsie is all excited, "He's telling me what to try and how to eat it…" Umm like put it in your mouth. How hard of a concept is that? After that they head to the bridge. Because bungee jumping right after stuffing your face is def a good idea. Let's summarize real quick. Chelsie freaks out and we get to spend a good 15 minutes watching her decide. But a relationship is all about trust so if she won't jump the relationship is basically over. Juan Pablo then says the usual… "she's a leeetle nervous so I'm going to try to make her feel comfortable." Okay Juan are you going to start dancing on the edge of that platform? And in case you missed the umpteen promos they showed… They ended up jumping. And they kissed… just like Jake and Vienna and if that's any sign, that relationship is already doomed. Chelsie is now convinced that if they can do that together there isn't anything they can't do. There were also about a hundred more comparisons of trust and love and jumping and falling. Bleh.

During dinner they discuss their biggest fears. Juan Pablo says his is not being a good example to his daughter. Well you left her mom and decided that coming on a "reality" TV show to find her new mommy would be a good idea. Good example Bub.

Chelsie notices there's a rose on the table. Because that's never happened before. She says if the tables were turned she would definitely pick him blah blah blah. Well honey, if the tables were turned that rose would be on the ground, which is pretty much where they all belong this season. They hear music and go running. I was crossing my fingers the whole time it would actually be someone we've heard of before and thank heavens it's Billy Currington! But watching Juan Pablo dance to country music was even more painful than watching Sean on Dancing with the Stars. Chelsie gets a rose.

The next day Juan Pablo shows up at the mansion to make breakfast. Kelly comes down to take the dog out and basically makes herself look like an idiot by hiding her face and barely even acknowledging him. Renee handled it very well and quite honestly I really like her. She seems genuine and normal… why is she on this show? Then Elise comes in and immediately asks him if he had a good times yesterday. Goodness girl. Give it up!

Instead of a cocktail party they decide to do a pool party so that the girls didn't have to get all ready and it can just be a laid back day. Yeah, right. We know the girls "got ready."



 Juan thinks it's a great day to be the bach-aye-lore. Basically the big drama was that Sharleen stole Juan Pablo away for a little bit. Because we didn't see enough of her awkward kissing. Clare gets super upset because she's in love with him and it's not fair he's seeing other girls even though that's exactly what she signed up for. So she leaves and goes and locks herself in the bathroom. Someone should remind her about Victoria and how well that ended for her.

At the rose ceremony it was Lucy and Christy that get sent home.

Oh yeah, and it was Lucy's birthday that day. Happy Birthday! Now, go home! Ouch.



Dang these recaps are getting long. Anyone want to take over next week? haha