But We Can't

I've basically been anywhere but here lately. I'll try to explain all that another day. But for now I thought this was too funny to not talk about. So, in case you missed it, we made a landing on a comet. Of course this was super cool but what would this world be without bringing something like this up on social media? With the news of the landing came a hashtag on twitter.

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant

Some of them were pretty great... These are my favorite...

Wrong Number Bro

Today I am guest posting over at Bonnie's blog. Last time I did this I shared this post about my awesome Tinder date. This time around I thought this would be fun because Bonnie teaches high school and she can appreciate a good story about a high schooler. It's been a few years since I myself was in high school but it seems to me that they're only getting wittier and raising more commotion. Hence the following situation. My cousin (who goes to East High here in Salt Lake) was the one who showed this to me. One of his friends got a text from a wrong number so of course he couldn't just tell him that he had the wrong number. He had to mess with the poor guy. If this isn't enough to prove that you should really double check who you're actually talking to, especially if you're unsure, I don't know what is. It went a little something like this. . .

Moral of the story? Bob lost his job and now spends his free time plotting to murder a high schooler who totally trolled him. 

At least he has a nice picture of himself at work on his last day. 

Spicin' Up a Monday

There was a Bachelor "special" on last night. 

I honestly didn't know there was going to be one… maybe I'm just oblivious to the world around me but anyways I only found out about it once I saw it on my DVR 

Did you guys watch it? 

It started out with the "crash their Bachelor viewing party" stint. 

Could these girls at these parties get anymore pathetic? Nevermind the fact that the cameras showed Juan Pablo coming in the door, so they obviously already knew he was coming. Yet they screamed like little ten year old me would scream at an N'sync concert back in the day. I'm also pretty sure that if you don't live within 10 miles of the filming location for The Bachelor your Bachelor "viewing party" will never get crashed. At least by them. 

Their interviews were seriously laugh-out-loud funny. 

I'm pretty sure one girl was basically in tears. 

The 13 year old they interviewed was completely convinced that it's not just TV, it's the real thing and it's amazing that they get to come on the show and find true love. Someone needs to smack her upside the head with her pillow pet. 

Then the first guy ever seen at one of these parties made his debut. Man card revoked. 

The rest of the "behind the scenes" hour was pretty boring and nothing much to write home about. 

They showed that the first date with Clare will be something involving the fake wonderland they made. 

They caught up with the not so lucky girls who were sent home sans rose. They were all devastated at the hotel as they headed out with their 2 ton luggage and their mascara smeared faces. 

Most of them weren't wearing makeup in these interviews and I gotta say… boost for not desperate enough to go on a reality show to find the love of my life women. Their faces were not that appealing. I know they wear a quarter inch of make-up but it still made me feel good to see that their skin really isn't as fabulous as they make it look. Man makeup is a scary thing! 

Then there was a little segment on our barefooted bachelorette, Lucy. Basically they showed her running around naked. In the mansion, in the yard, on a city street. You know, NBD. I'm pretty sure she was naked in her interviews as well. Thank heavens she has long hair. 

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Sean and Catherine showed up and talked to Juan Pablo a little bit. I pretty much tuned out at this point.

They show Clare get the first date card and of course the waterworks start. I'm predicting this show is going to need a bigger splash zone than Sea World this season. She's just so excited because back at home she doesn't do anything. Nothing. She doesn't go out, she doesn't date, she doesn't online date. Could this be code for I sit at home and have 11 cats? But don't fret because she can really see herself falling in love here. 

Anyways. Can't wait for tonight's episode. Except really, I could. 

I mean look at this promo pic. Yikes. 

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And just because….

this will make your Monday a little better …

and also, who wouldn't want a husband like this?!?! 

A Weekend At Winnipesaukee

The fact that JT and Jimmy Fallon were born in the same century, have the biggest bromance in the history of bromances, and are able to provide humanity with hours of laughter is basically the most astounding thing this world has seen in the past thousand years. 

For your weekend viewing pleasure. Because they're too good not to watch. 

If you don't think these are funny, you must go to the E.R. immediately. Your funny bone is broken. 

Now, go do some camping this weekend! 

P.S. Does anyone else think they should make some fashionable t-shirts that say Camp Winnipesaukee on them? I mean, I'd buy one. 

Iron Man

Yesterday morning I was up at the butt crack of dawn and couldn't get back to sleep. I decided I'd pretend I was a morning person and go get ready. I heard little feet running around while I was getting ready and assumed my niece and nephew were up. After 30 different outfits and a crazy curly mess that was now present on my head, I made the trek upstairs.

It was still early, probably around 7:30 so the other adults were still asleep. I walked into the family room and saw my nephew sitting a meager 18 inches from the tv screen, as per ushe. It looked like he was watching a talk show. At first I thought I must have left the tv on and assumed he was watching Dr. Phil (It's on almost every night from 2am - 9am on the Oprah Winfrey Network... and since I don't sleep, I soak up those Dr. Phil rays beaming from the television)  As I got closer I could see it was a guy and he had way too much hair to be Dr. Phil.

Me: Hunter, what are you watching?
Hunter: Iron Man.

At this point I was thinking it must be an Interview with Robert Downy Jr. or something. I got close enough to see that it wasn't him either.

Me: Are you sure?
Hunter: Yeah. See...

He took the remote and pulled up the tv guide on the screen. Sure enough the program he was watching was indeed entitled "Iron Man"

Hunter: I hope it's the cartoon version. This commercial is really long.

At this point I was staring at the screen and saw what he was really watching.

Hunter: Kylie, can you fast forward this commercial?

I snatched that remote from his hand and flipped it to the Disney channel as fast as I could.

It was not the cartoon version of Iron Man. It was not the movie Iron Man. It was not Robert Downy Jr.

It was a male enhancement infomercial.

You'll Thank Me Later

US Weekly's latest poll. . .

Who wore it best? 

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Robin Williams too. 

Voicemails

It's no secret that when it comes to answering my phone I am terrible at it. 

That being said, I have TONS of voicemails and usually on the daily. 

The other day I got this voicemail from my sister and cute little niece who turns 2 on Friday! 

Just for clarification...

in the beginning she says "I want to hold it" meaning the phone

when the mommy has a question part comes up she says "mommy has a question Kylie" 

Basically I've probably listened to this voicemail 20 times in less than 24 hours and I'm not exaggerating. That's how much I enjoy it. It makes me smile and laugh every time!