After last nights shenanigans I slipped this letter under the asian animal's door this morning.
Last night was completely unacceptable. I kind of don't enjoy listening to you and your boyfriend do the dirty all night. I especially don't enjoy the toilet seat in the upward position. Don't fret, I took the liberty of dipping your toothbrush in the toilet since I fell in this morning. I feel that it will only improve your oral hygiene.Have a great day!
Love your stinking guts!
Okay, so maybe that's not what it really said, but this is what I like to think it said.